trillow:

help i’ve fallen and can’t get laid

(via hungarian)

gllob:

a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced

(via hungarian)

catswithbenefits:

yes hello 911? are you doing anything??? wanna hang out??

(via hungarian)

hungarian:

*third wheels so hard i become a tricycle*

(via wellmaybeitsstupidbutitsalsodumb)

lolhellno:

hey babe.. *leans against wall* uh.. *breaks through wall*

(Source: lolhellno, via wellmaybeitsstupidbutitsalsodumb)

sleepthroughthealarm:

sleepthroughthealarm:

I HATE WHEN YOU GET AN ITCHY LEG AND YOU’VE GOT JEANS ON BECAUSE YOU AIN’T SCRATCHING NO SATISFACTION THROUGH THAT SHIT

THANK YOU FOR REVIVING THIS BECAUSE IT STILL ANGERS ME

(via wellmaybeitsstupidbutitsalsodumb)

snorlaxatives:

rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl

(via keepfeedingthebears)

textpots:

textpots:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

prime examples of bad parenting

(Source: circumcisions, via keepfeedingthebears)

this-kills-the-mandy:

So I googled ugly people with good hair and just

(Source: thiskillsthemandy, via wellmaybeitsstupidbutitsalsodumb)

Responsibility

Picking a career

Thinking about the future

(Source: illkim, via wellmaybeitsstupidbutitsalsodumb)