• person: you're really cute
• me: are you making fun of me

oomshi:

saying something randomly in sync with your best friend

(via thebitchpudding)

2chainzofficial:

walking over wet tile barefoot

(via thebitchpudding)

pastaforitaly:

itschenn:

We’ve got class. 

(via americanrainbows)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

achronicmasturbator:

Never trust an atom they make up everything

get out

(via everlasting-childhood)

meladoodle:

haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body. 

(via americanrainbows)

wutang-chan:

i showed the gif below to my dad and he couldn’t stop laughing. he said it looked like me when i go outside 

(Source: darknessalwayslosestolight, via americanrainbows)

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(Source: tomdelmao, via keepfeedingthebears)

maryamdork:

more metal than the left side of the periodic table

(Source: rnilkbreath, via rudeandsortofginger)

hungarian:

i wanna see the cashier’s face when someone tries to buy 50 boxes of condoms